Said during school today*...

Me: "Christian, please stop being so goofy!"

Christian: "Isn't that like asking a bird not to fly?"

Later...
Ethan: "My brain is really working today! My nose is stuffy because my brain is working so well."

I didn't even ask about that one.

*Yes, I make them do school on Saturday. Because Marty's work schedule is so strange, his days off are usually during the week. Trying to get school done on his days off is nearly impossible, so more times than not we end up not even trying. With his two days off and taking the weekend off it is just too much time a week of no school. So now, we treat Marty's days off as our weekends. Don't worry. They still watch Saturday morning cartoons.

School on Saturday in the summer... could I get any meaner?!